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Thread: I shall be meeting my father-in-law for the first time on Saturday

  1. #71
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The penguins always seem to be having a grand time. No predators, not too cold and all the fish they can eat.
    I like the sardines frozen in ice they have in the Summertime
    I would like to try a sardine ice lolly
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  2. #72
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Songo Songo would make the basis of a great movie. A speck in the Indian ocean inhabited by a hundred native fishermen and 300 bewildered chinese gas workers
    The island where Madeline McCann can be found
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  3. #73
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    The island where Madeline McCann can be found
    To be honest I think she'd stand out a bit there mate.

  4. #74
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    The island where Madeline McCann can be found
    And the Loch Ness monster. And our title challenge.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  5. #75
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    To be honest I think she'd stand out a bit there mate.
    An undiscovered island so remote and tiny that it does not show up on the radar of passing aircraft
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  6. #76
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    My father-in-law's just announced his 24-year-old sex-trafficked, FGM'd Nigerian wife is pregnant. He's just been sacked from a job in Dubai and moved back to the US to take another job. To no-one's surprise, her efforts to acquire a US visa so she can join him have been declined and she's now stuck in Dubai, alone, pregnant, jobless and on borrowed time before she gets turfed back to Nigeria.
    If you are going to describe her in definitive terms like that Monty, I think you should have added in 'clitorisless'.

    For completeness like.

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