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Thread: I'm very sorry, but there's no escaping the fact that you simply would, is there?

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    I'm very sorry, but there's no escaping the fact that you simply would, is there?

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    Hasn't got a mandate? I'll be her man date anytime, imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
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    Hasn't got a mandate? I'll be her man date anytime, imo.
    One would certainly perform one's duty if requested, of course. But one cannot help suspecting that the whole experience would be a little, well, dry, if you see what I mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
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    Hasn't got a mandate? I'll be her man date anytime, imo.
    Why does she look like she's in a wind tunnel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    One would certainly perform one's duty if requested, of course. But one cannot help suspecting that the whole experience would be a little, well, dry, if you see what I mean.
    I wouldn't mind having her coal scuttle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why does she look like she's in a wind tunnel?
    I'm assuming Anna Wintour breathed a bit too close to her before the shoot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I'm assuming Anna Wintour breathed a bit too close to her before the shoot
    I'm not really keen on our PM doing Vogue shoots, tbh. Equally, I worry that Theresa thinks she looks great when her body reminds me of nothing so much as an ambulatory tangle of coat hangers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I wouldn't mind having her coal scuttle.
    I was really hoping that wasn't a euphemism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
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    Hasn't got a mandate? I'll be her man date anytime, imo.
    you are a very ill person, m
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
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    Hasn't got a mandate? I'll be her man date anytime, imo.

    Good god what is wrong with you?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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