There are three urinals in the gents next to my office. I followed a chap in there

[Rich]

this morning and there is nobody else present. Can you imagine my surprise then, when he selects the middle of the three urinals, thereby forcing me to rub shoulders with him as I relieved myself. He might as well have held it for me.

I had always thought it was an unwritten rule that one should use either the furthermost left or furthermost right urinal unless one found both to be occupied (in which case I imagine most would opt for one of the traps instead).

[Pat Vegas]

this morning and there is nobody else present. Can you imagine my surprise then, when he selects the middle of the three urinals, thereby forcing me to rub shoulders with him as I relieved myself. He might as well have held it for me.

I had always thought it was an unwritten rule that one should use either the furthermost left or furthermost right urinal unless one found both to be occupied (in which case I imagine most would opt for one of the traps instead).

you have lots of these rules. like being on the left in corridors.

[Burney]

this morning and there is nobody else present. Can you imagine my surprise then, when he selects the middle of the three urinals, thereby forcing me to rub shoulders with him as I relieved myself. He might as well have held it for me.

I had always thought it was an unwritten rule that one should use either the furthermost left or furthermost right urinal unless one found both to be occupied (in which case I imagine most would opt for one of the traps instead).

This is a rule, although sometimes if one of the urinals is right up against a wall, it can make it difficult. In our offices, the left-most urinal is right up against the door of one of the traps, while the right-most is next to the door. This means that someone emerging from the trap or entering the lavatories will be confronted by the unshielded sight of me holding my penîs.

[Sir C]

this morning and there is nobody else present. Can you imagine my surprise then, when he selects the middle of the three urinals, thereby forcing me to rub shoulders with him as I relieved myself. He might as well have held it for me.

I had always thought it was an unwritten rule that one should use either the furthermost left or furthermost right urinal unless one found both to be occupied (in which case I imagine most would opt for one of the traps instead).

What makes you think your winkle is so special that it's important no one sees it?

[Burney]

What makes you think your winkle is so special that it's important no one sees it?

Well I just feel exposed if a chap suddenly lurches in and there I am with my lad in my hand, vulnerable like.

I can't imagine it's too much fun for him, either. Although I did tell you about that chap who used to unzip as soon as he walked into the bogs and then walk, cock out, to the urinal.

[redgunamo]

This is a rule, although sometimes if one of the urinals is right up against a wall, it can make it difficult. In our offices, the left-most urinal is right up against the door of one of the traps, while the right-most is next to the door. This means that someone emerging from the trap or entering the lavatories will be confronted by the unshielded sight of me holding my penîs.

"Will be"? Inevitably? Unavoidably? Inescapably?

Do you live in there

[Burney]

"Will be"? Inevitably? Unavoidably? Inescapably?

Well...other commitments allowing, yes.

[Sir C]

Well I just feel exposed if a chap suddenly lurches in and there I am with my lad in my hand, vulnerable like.

I can't imagine it's too much fun for him, either. Although I did tell you about that chap who used to unzip as soon as he walked into the bogs and then walk, cock out, to the urinal.

Your attitude to the membrum virile is absolute proof that you are in the closet, old son.

Accept that you're fascinated by the cock and yearn to be filled with a throbber, and you will feel altogether better.

[Rich]

you have lots of these rules. like being on the left in corridors.

And pavements, Fash. Imagine walking down Oxford Street on a Saturday lunchtime if everyone kept to the left and maintained a steady speed

[redgunamo]

Well...other commitments allowing, yes.

Oh, don't get me wrong. It's alright, I suppose, if you like it. But what a hell of a life.