There are three urinals in the gents next to my office. I followed a chap in there

[World's End Stella]

Your attitude to the membrum virile is absolute proof that you are in the closet, old son.

Accept that you're fascinated by the cock and yearn to be filled with a throbber, and you will feel altogether better.

'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.'

Mr Wilde