It's a bit disappointing that old Googly-eyes jacked it in when things went wrong.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

This is why paternal leave is a bad idea. Real men aren't built for the care of tiny children. We don't have the maternal instinct that allows women to overlook the fact that small children are irritating little fückpigs about 90% of the time.

It's an absolute nightmare. All he does is run around trying to do as much life threatening stuff as possible and i'm having to chase after him. Add to that his mother giving him some kiwifruit over the weekend to soften up his stools (he's been a bit constipated recently) and now the results of this natural laxative have started to reveal themselves today and i'm left to clean up the horrible mess

[redgunamo]

This is why paternal leave is a bad idea. Real men aren't built for the care of tiny children. We don't have the maternal instinct that allows women to overlook the fact that small children are irritating little fückpigs about 90% of the time.

Right. Women have a natural patience which allows them to take all that in their stride. And children need their mother's care and attention until they are about four or five anyway. In fact, it's actually the one area sex/gender matter.

But please don't tell the women's lib people I said that.

[Rich]

You'd expect a German to show a bit of backbone and at least, well, play. Sitting at home sulking seems a little churlish.

Perhaps he's more Turk than German. But still.

Spineless coward imo. Sell him with Alexis.

[Sir C]

Spineless coward imo. Sell him with Alexis.

Would that they were mine to sell, r. Were this to be the case I would most assuredly accede to your demand but, alas, I have no agency in this matter.

[SWv2]

You'd expect a German to show a bit of backbone and at least, well, play. Sitting at home sulking seems a little churlish.

Perhaps he's more Turk than German. But still.

Perhaps he has been injured.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Perhaps he has been injured.

It does look like he chucked it in well before his injury, real or otherwise

[redgunamo]

You'd expect a German to show a bit of backbone and at least, well, play. Sitting at home sulking seems a little churlish.

Perhaps he's more Turk than German. But still.

Trouble is, the Germans don't like it up 'em nowadays. They practically start to blub even if you just call them a few saucy names.

Still, they're going to have to learn fast #erdogan