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Thread: It's a bit disappointing that old Googly-eyes jacked it in when things went wrong.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Fair enough b. You could wait for the missus to get home and give her a good hiding? I believe that's allowed now you have the newfangled sharia law in place.
    You are implying that Billy has allowed her out of the house unaccompanied. Are you mad?

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    You are implying that Billy has allowed her out of the house unaccompanied. Are you mad?
    As long as she is fully covered and accompanied by her brother, it is acceptable.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    Sorry, C. I can't hit a toddler so need to get the rage out somewhere.
    By God, and can't you?!
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    Sorry, C. I can't hit a toddler so need to get the rage out somewhere.
    This is why paternal leave is a bad idea. Real men aren't built for the care of tiny children. We don't have the maternal instinct that allows women to overlook the fact that small children are irritating little fückpigs about 90% of the time.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    This is why paternal leave is a bad idea. Real men aren't built for the care of tiny children. We don't have the maternal instinct that allows women to overlook the fact that small children are irritating little fückpigs about 90% of the time.
    It's an absolute nightmare. All he does is run around trying to do as much life threatening stuff as possible and i'm having to chase after him. Add to that his mother giving him some kiwifruit over the weekend to soften up his stools (he's been a bit constipated recently) and now the results of this natural laxative have started to reveal themselves today and i'm left to clean up the horrible mess

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    It's an absolute nightmare. All he does is run around trying to do as much life threatening stuff as possible and i'm having to chase after him. Add to that his mother giving him some kiwifruit over the weekend to soften up his stools (he's been a bit constipated recently) and now the results of this natural laxative have started to reveal themselves today and i'm left to clean up the horrible mess
    You've got a loose-bowelled toddler on your hands. I blame socialism.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    This is why paternal leave is a bad idea. Real men aren't built for the care of tiny children. We don't have the maternal instinct that allows women to overlook the fact that small children are irritating little fückpigs about 90% of the time.
    Right. Women have a natural patience which allows them to take all that in their stride. And children need their mother's care and attention until they are about four or five anyway. In fact, it's actually the one area sex/gender matter.

    But please don't tell the women's lib people I said that.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Perhaps he has been injured.

    It does look like he chucked it in well before his injury, real or otherwise
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You'd expect a German to show a bit of backbone and at least, well, play. Sitting at home sulking seems a little churlish.

    Perhaps he's more Turk than German. But still.
    Trouble is, the Germans don't like it up 'em nowadays. They practically start to blub even if you just call them a few saucy names.

    Still, they're going to have to learn fast #erdogan
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Right. Women have a natural patience which allows them to take all that in their stride. And children need their mother's care and attention until they are about four or five anyway. In fact, it's actually the one area sex/gender matter.

    But please don't tell the women's lib people I said that.
    Disagree, red. I loved taking care of my two when they were toddlers. Greatest things in the world are toddlers.

    Spend the day taking care of them, playing with them, feeding them, putting them to bed, then a takeaway in front of the telly with Spanish football on.

    Life doesn't get any better than that.

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