Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
One wonders what part of this story you find most objectionable; the urinating, the blondeness, or the fart?
Oh the fart by some distance.

The fact that he was banging a blonde prostitute while he was married isn't of any interest to me whatsoever. The fact that he likes to do a pee pee on his partner is bizarre and slightly unsettling but ultimately his sexual preferences are mostly beyond his control and as he was the paying customer etc.

But the fart is just rude.