I still find it incredible that there are fans who actually want the bloke to stay.
I wonder whether this one year rumour thing has any legs in it?
It would show up the total ineptitude of this board that they have not put any succession plans in place and have gone begging cap in hand for Wenger to stay one more year so that they can start planning.
Of course, there are other way to interpret that scenario.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."