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    People who look like rodents.

    Steve Rider. I've nothing against the man, a perfectly decent motorsport correspondant who now hosts the excellent Sky Sports F1 Legends series.

    He looks like some kind of squirrel though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Steve Rider. I've nothing against the man, a perfectly decent motorsport correspondant who now hosts the excellent Sky Sports F1 Legends series.

    He looks like some kind of squirrel though.

    Jamie Vardy. Looks like a rat, behaves like a dirty ratfink, most probably is a rat/fink hybrid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Jamie Vardy. Looks like a rat, behaves like a dirty ratfink, most probably is a rat/fink hybrid.
    It is difficult to put into words my joy that we missed out on this chap in the summer.

    In fact I see our attempted signing of him as absolute proof that the manager has lost his touch and indeed his marbles.

    Wenger out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    It is difficult to put into words my joy that we missed out on this chap in the summer.

    In fact I see our attempted signing of him as absolute proof that the manager has lost his touch and indeed his marbles.

    Wenger out.
    His failure to perform footballistically is not the issue to me. I simply cannoy entertain the thought of our club employing the lowest of the English chav class. Adams and Merson were bad enough, but this bloke takes the piss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    English chav class. Adams
    The man plays the piano and appreciates poetry. And according to some chap from The Times, the finest footballer ever to grace the red and white of The Arsenal. May a fellow not rise above his starting point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    The man plays the piano and appreciates poetry. And according to some chap from The Times, the finest footballer ever to grace the red and white of The Arsenal. May a fellow not rise above his starting point?
    Also a very handy cricketer.

    Did used to wet the bed a lot, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Steve Rider. I've nothing against the man, a perfectly decent motorsport correspondant who now hosts the excellent Sky Sports F1 Legends series.

    He looks like some kind of squirrel though.

    Motoring journalist Quentin Wilson always looks to me like he's about to start gnawing your wiring

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Motoring journalist Quentin Wilson always looks to me like he's about to start gnawing your wiring

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    that made me chuckle

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    that made me chuckle
    Your mum's growler.

    Oh yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Steve Rider. I've nothing against the man, a perfectly decent motorsport correspondant who now hosts the excellent Sky Sports F1 Legends series.

    He looks like some kind of squirrel though.

    Roland Rat?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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