Lá Fheile Phadraig

[Burney]

Is she lonely? You want to be worming your way into her affections. Think of the will, for Christ's sake.

Good point, actually. She told me her father built all the houses in our road, so she might have a bit squirreled away.

[Burney]

Yes, not my best moment on reflection. Had only moved in a few weeks and had kept a low profile until this point.

The Mrs had gone out for the day and by the time she got back whatever way I had locked up had denied her entry but clearly I could be seen through the window.

Quality. Rendering yourself so stotious that you are unable to respond to physical stimuli the minute your wife's back is turned is impressive stuff.

[SWv2]

Quality. Rendering yourself so stotious that you are unable to respond to physical stimuli the minute your wife's back is turned is impressive stuff.

There was drink, drugs and loud music involved. Great fun.

I actually think Arsenal may even have been on the telly which was the catalyst for the whole social event.

[redgunamo]

So the poor chap has had to grow up with no bugger being able to spell or pronounce his name?

Poor(drigg) show by your aged p there imo.

Yeah. I sympathise completely though. They were raised together, practically as brothers, by P's dad after they both lost their mothers.

He was a good man, P's dad

[barrybueno]

What plans have ye for the big day then?? Green beer, green food, green attire at the very least.

Dublin is awash with tourists all swathed in green and wearing novelty hats and as much as I despise them I must admit that the hot snatch count is off the scale.

Sadly (for them) I expect a fair number of them will happen upon some very drunken and generally over-excited teenagers from the Northside tomorrow who will proceed to kick three layers of ****e out of them while taking their money.

Im afraid its the one day of the year when I definitely wont be in my local O Neills. Sorry about that old chap

[Burney]

Yeah. I sympathise completely though. They were raised together, practically as brothers, by P's dad after they both lost their mothers.

He was a good man, P's dad

Steady on, old chap. No need for waterworks now, is there?

So your dad's sort of part-Irish, then?

[redgunamo]

Steady on, old chap. No need for waterworks now, is there?

So your dad's sort of part-Irish, then?

Sort of. Very sort of indeed.

i.e. Not at all. Missionary trouble-makers are all over the place down in those parts.