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Thread: The cleaner has brought me tea and chocolate hob nobs.

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    The cleaner has brought me tea and chocolate hob nobs.

    Two chocolate hob nobs. Like I'm gay, or a lady.

    I'm going to fire the bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Two chocolate hob nobs. Like I'm gay, or a lady.

    I'm going to fire the bitch.
    Not a nice thing to call the glw imo :tuttut:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Two chocolate hob nobs. Like I'm gay, or a lady.

    I'm going to fire the bitch.
    That sounds delicious

    I have not eaten anything of the sort for 2 and a half weeks.

    Not a single piece of bread, or crisp, or potato, no sugar,
    I am sitting her drinking a coffee that looks like an oil slick. my breathe stinks and I am going blind.

    I did have a beer last week as they had beers on friday in the office. It was delicious considering it was only a budweiser.
    Budweiser the beer nobody admits to drinking but one of the best sellers in the UK
    Last edited by Pat Vegas; 03-09-2017 at 03:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Two chocolate hob nobs. Like I'm gay, or a lady.

    I'm going to fire the bitch.
    I think you should be grateful. The poor woman is having to clean around your stinking, feculent recumbent form. I'm surprised she hasn't demanded hazard pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    That sounds delicious

    I have not eaten anything of the sort for 2 and a half weeks.

    Not a single piece of bread, or crisp, or potato, no sugar,
    I am sitting her drinking a coffee that looks like an oil slick. my breathe stinks and I am going blind.

    I did have a beer last week as they had beers on friday in the office. It was delicious considering it was only a budweiser.
    Busweiser the beer nobody admits to drinking but one of the best sellers in the UK
    Ladies drink halves or bottles of it, I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I think you should be grateful. The poor woman is having to clean around your stinking, feculent recumbent form. I'm surprised she hasn't demanded hazard pay.
    But he's on 200k a week playing for Chelsea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Ladies drink halves or bottles of it, I think.
    I wonder why it has taken so long for the twist off cap thing to arrive in the UK.

    Bring back labbats that was nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I wonder why it has taken so long for the twist off cap thing to arrive in the UK.

    Bring back labbats that was nice.
    We don't have it here either (France/Germany).
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I wonder why it has taken so long for the twist off cap thing to arrive in the UK.

    Bring back labbats that was nice.
    Dear lord

    for God's sake, p, never post about beer again. EVER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Dear lord

    for God's sake, p, never post about beer again. EVER
    I was about 11 when Labbats Ice was around.

    LA I haven't had a proper can of coke in over 2 weeks

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