I want the bbq weather to arrive so that I test my new smoker and tandoor
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
They'll probably get eated by foxes, though. I've got a rhubarb plant in the garden and a shïtload of the stuff in my freezer from the last two years. Wife's like you - won't touch it - so I very rarely get to cook it.
I've often considered bees. However, there's only so much honey one can eat, isn't there? It's not like eggs.