Mid-May cannot come soon enough

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I want the bbq weather to arrive so that I test my new smoker and tandoor

[Sir C]

I want the bbq weather to arrive so that I test my new smoker and tandoor

Quite so. This spring I intend to replace my smoker, my grill and my rotisserie. I'm seriously considering going for a Big Green Egg and nothing else.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I want the bbq weather to arrive so that I test my new smoker and tandoor

I want the snow to **** off. Absolutely nightmare pushing a pram through a load of fresh snow.

[Burney]

Quite so. This spring I intend to replace my smoker, my grill and my rotisserie. I'm seriously considering going for a Big Green Egg and nothing else.

I'm giving up cricket and getting an allotment

[Sir C]

I'm giving up cricket and getting an allotment

Some hens man, that's what you want. Also, don't grow shít like rhubarb.

I'm *this* close to taking up bee keeping.

[Burney]

Some hens man, that's what you want. Also, don't grow shít like rhubarb.

I'm *this* close to taking up bee keeping.

They'll probably get eated by foxes, though. I've got a rhubarb plant in the garden and a shïtload of the stuff in my freezer from the last two years. Wife's like you - won't touch it - so I very rarely get to cook it.

I've often considered bees. However, there's only so much honey one can eat, isn't there? It's not like eggs.

[Sir C]

They'll probably get eated by foxes, though. I've got a rhubarb plant in the garden and a shïtload of the stuff in my freezer from the last two years. Wife's like you - won't touch it - so I very rarely get to cook it.

I've often considered bees. However, there's only so much honey one can eat, isn't there? It's not like eggs.

I don't like honey. Far too sweet. I just want to keep the beeses.

[Burney]

I don't like honey. Far too sweet. I just want to keep the beeses.

What? Like pets? I don't think you can cuddle a bee, tbh.