"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
There are 14 billion reasons why we need him. The alternative is to become the second biggest team in north London.
Yeah, that's because some young clown on here once claimed I look just like him. Harold, I think his name (de plume) was.
He's not been around for years; I wonder what happened to him. No doubt he came to a sticky end somewhere, in prison probably. Or some sort of home for the criminally insane.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."