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    Lawimb 2. Using Phone as a Satnav

    will get you 6 points if you are seen touching the screen whilst driving. Yet I can use either the touchscreen satnav in the car or my Tom Tom in other car and not a thing the rozzers can do, odd

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    will get you 6 points if you are seen touching the screen whilst driving. Yet I can use either the touchscreen satnav in the car or my Tom Tom in other car and not a thing the rozzers can do, odd
    I was thinking this about playing music, as well. If I changed radio channels in my car, Plod wouldn't give a ****. Touch my phone to change music track, and I'm stuffed.

    This is where 75 years of socialism has got us, you see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I was thinking this about playing music, as well. If I changed radio channels in my car, Plod wouldn't give a ****. Touch my phone to change music track, and I'm stuffed.

    This is where 75 years of socialism has got us, you see.
    Yeah, load of old ****e.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Yeah, load of old ****e.
    It's illegal to smoke whilst driving in Italy now.

    Why they bother with this I don't know. People don't even wear seatbelts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    It's illegal to smoke whilst driving in Italy now.

    Why they bother with this I don't know. People don't even wear seatbelts.
    Indeed. Down there, all driving is done with the horn in any case.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    will get you 6 points if you are seen touching the screen whilst driving. Yet I can use either the touchscreen satnav in the car or my Tom Tom in other car and not a thing the rozzers can do, odd
    can I touch the screen that's built in to the dashboard?

    I can dial numbers from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    can I touch the screen that's built in to the dashboard?

    I can dial numbers from there.
    Oh yeah, you can do all that. You just can't touch your phone

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Oh yeah, you can do all that. You just can't touch your phone
    I'll drive round with a dummy handset.

    Or drive holding a bar of soap to my ear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I'll drive round with a dummy handset.

    Or drive holding a bar of soap to my ear.
    Then they'll just say it's driving without due care or someother madey uppy nonsense

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Then they'll just say it's driving without due care or someother madey uppy nonsense
    ****s just make it up as they go along.
    though I want to film myself driving I will have to disguise it.

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