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Thread: Lawwimb: my brother needs help

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by The Rob2 View Post
    so he's f**ked basically

    silly boy
    Hang on I am looking for a house. What if I buy it and slip him 10k on the side quicksale.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    My missus and I got a legal document drawn up to avoid this eventuality, as the deposit was all hers. Without one, your brother may well be ****ed.
    Fúcking hell. Romance really is dead, isn't it?

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Fúcking hell. Romance really is dead, isn't it?
    Though he's initiated it. What'sapp is encrypted I think.

    Claim ignorance or destroy her phone. Then say I never suggested anything of the sort.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Fúcking hell. Romance really is dead, isn't it?
    Indeed. Chaps nowadays wouldn't recognise romance if it offered them a blowjob in a public lavatory.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Fúcking hell. Romance really is dead, isn't it?
    Romance is bred from mutual respect. Without fiscal responsibility, there can be no romance.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Romance is bred from mutual respect. Without fiscal responsibility, there can be no romance.
    Are you a robot?

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Indeed. Chaps nowadays wouldn't recognise romance if it offered them a blowjob in a public lavatory.
    I made a blow job joke as the missus left for work this morning. Her twinkly eyed reaction gives me hope that I might be on a promise for some point in the next 15 years

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Are you a robot?
    I think he may be a poove.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I made a blow job joke as the missus left for work this morning. Her twinkly eyed reaction gives me hope that I might be on a promise for some point in the next 15 years
    Why did you get a legal agreement on that too?

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Why did you get a legal agreement on that too?
    Now there's a f*cking idea.

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