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Thread: To the tune of "time flies by when I'm a driver on the train....." from Chigley

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    To the tune of "time flies by when I'm a driver on the train....." from Chigley

    Time slows down when it’s a Friday afternoon
    As the sun crawls round if it’s not hidden by the gloom.
    Out of Outlook, Into Excel, lacking motivation
    Eyes locked on the clock as focus falls little bit short
    Images of pubs and pints, they gnaw at concentration
    Draining all enthusiasm, touching every thought.

    Time slows down when it’s a Friday afternoon
    As the sun crawls round if it’s not hidden by the gloom.


    (The choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-hQ6-biWoo )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Time slows down when it’s a Friday afternoon
    As the sun crawls round if it’s not hidden by the gloom.
    Out of Outlook, Into Excel, lacking motivation
    Eyes locked on the clock as focus falls little bit short
    Images of pubs and pints, they gnaw at concentration
    Draining all enthusiasm, touching every thought.

    Time slows down when it’s a Friday afternoon
    As the sun crawls round if it’s not hidden by the gloom.


    (The choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-hQ6-biWoo )
    Well that killed five minutes, I suppose, a.

    Seriously, though, how is it still not 5 O'Clock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Time slows down when it’s a Friday afternoon
    As the sun crawls round if it’s not hidden by the gloom.
    Out of Outlook, Into Excel, lacking motivation
    Eyes locked on the clock as focus falls little bit short
    Images of pubs and pints, they gnaw at concentration
    Draining all enthusiasm, touching every thought.

    Time slows down when it’s a Friday afternoon
    As the sun crawls round if it’s not hidden by the gloom.


    (The choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-hQ6-biWoo )
    I just stood up at my desk to announce to my workforce that I was going to sack it off for the weekend, and that they should hang on until 5 before doing the same, felt guilty, and sat down again.

    For fúck's sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Time slows down when it’s a Friday afternoon
    careful with that spliff, Eugene
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I just stood up at my desk to announce to my workforce that I was going to sack it off for the weekend, and that they should hang on until 5 before doing the same, felt guilty, and sat down again.

    For fúck's sake.
    It's half five here and I'm trying to find interesting things to say about watches.
    On the plus side, the fridge is full of beers and I'm on my second already

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I just stood up at my desk to announce to my workforce that I was going to sack it off for the weekend, and that they should hang on until 5 before doing the same, felt guilty, and sat down again.

    For fúck's sake.
    Couldn't you slip out, saying you have some important boss man business to attend to and just not come back?

    I mean, you'd have to hide so that they couldn't just see you in your house, scratching your nuts as they leave, I suppose, but still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    It's half five here and I'm trying to find interesting things to say about watches.
    On the plus side, the fridge is full of beers and I'm on my second already
    I'm having to write about a design concept entitled 'Electric Blue' by Finns without making humorous reference to the fact that that was the name of a well-known porno flick when I were a lad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Couldn't you slip out, saying you have some important boss man business to attend to and just not come back?

    I mean, you'd have to hide so that they couldn't just see you in your house, scratching your nuts as they leave, I suppose, but still.
    I'd still feel guilty. And if I did that, they'd still be here at 5:30, the poor bastárds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'm having to write about a design concept entitled 'Electric Blue' by Finns without making humorous reference to the fact that that was the name of a well-known porno flick when I were a lad.
    The things we do for our art, b

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well that killed five minutes, I suppose, a.

    Seriously, though, how is it still not 5 O'Clock?
    and it's still light outside which is confusing me.
    feels like it's been 3pm for many hours now.

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