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Thread: I bought a pair of converse.

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    I bought a pair of converse.

    Rubbish, they squeak as I walk around.
    Almost sounds like I am farting.

    I will **** them out the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Rubbish, they squeak as I walk around.
    Almost sounds like I am farting.

    I will **** them out the window.
    I had a nice pair of Timberland slip-on efforts that went that way. I loved them, but one the soles started farting every time I took a step, out the window they had to be fücked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Rubbish, they squeak as I walk around.
    Almost sounds like I am farting.

    I will **** them out the window.
    I gather that means you actually stole them
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Rubbish, they squeak as I walk around.
    Almost sounds like I am farting.

    I will **** them out the window.
    I bought some white ones last summer. They've gradually gone a greyish colour

    Rubbish in the snow as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    I gather that means you actually stole them
    No I would **** them back through the window if that were the case.

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    If I was in your shoes I would put white powder in them to stop the embarrassment
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    I bought some white ones last summer. They've gradually gone a greyish colour

    Rubbish in the snow as well.
    Kind of odd selection he's gone with in the end - only really trying out Te'o. Be nice to Slade get on from the bench but you would hope the game was up by then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    If I was in your shoes I would put white powder in them to stop the embarrassment
    White powder in my shoes? What am I a lawyer?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    White powder in my shoes? What am I a lawyer?
    :roll eyes: No clearly some sort of clown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    White powder in my shoes? What am I a lawyer?
    I'm thinking of starting a petition to free Riki. He's surely suffered enough.

    Mind you, I imagine he'll be relieved he didn't miss us winning the league.

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