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Thread: If I went on a date with that Amelia chicken shop lady

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    If I went on a date with that Amelia chicken shop lady

    I'd take her to a nice restaurant, not a chicken shop.

    That is why I'm such a big hit with the girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'd take her to a nice restaurant, not a chicken shop.

    That is why I'm such a big hit with the girls.
    Would the Michelin stars be any compensation for your tiny, withered member and dormant libido, though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Would the Michelin stars be any compensation for your tiny, withered member and dormant libido, though?
    Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see?
    That would seem reasonable. You might even get a feel of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see?
    Oh, I gather chicken shops are just fine for that sort of thing.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    That would seem reasonable. You might even get a feel of them.
    Dear God man, what are you suggesting? I'm a married man, for Christ's sake!

    Just a little look, that's all I'd ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Oh, I gather chicken shops are just fine for that sort of thing.
    Can I be sure that all these chicken shops only use free range chicken, r?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Can I be sure that all these chicken shops only use free range chicken, r?
    I'd be surprised if any of them used any "chicken" at all
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Dear God man, what are you suggesting? I'm a married man, for Christ's sake!

    Just a little look, that's all I'd ask.
    I don't think a feel infringes the marriage vows, does it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I don't think a feel infringes the marriage vows, does it?
    I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.

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