I'd take her to a nice restaurant, not a chicken shop. That is why I'm such a big hit with the girls.
Originally Posted by Sir C I'd take her to a nice restaurant, not a chicken shop. That is why I'm such a big hit with the girls. Would the Michelin stars be any compensation for your tiny, withered member and dormant libido, though?
Originally Posted by Burney Would the Michelin stars be any compensation for your tiny, withered member and dormant libido, though? Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see?
Originally Posted by Sir C Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see? That would seem reasonable. You might even get a feel of them.
Originally Posted by Burney That would seem reasonable. You might even get a feel of them. Dear God man, what are you suggesting? I'm a married man, for Christ's sake! Just a little look, that's all I'd ask.
Originally Posted by Sir C Dear God man, what are you suggesting? I'm a married man, for Christ's sake! Just a little look, that's all I'd ask. I don't think a feel infringes the marriage vows, does it?
Originally Posted by Sir C Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see? Oh, I gather chicken shops are just fine for that sort of thing.
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Originally Posted by redgunamo Oh, I gather chicken shops are just fine for that sort of thing. Can I be sure that all these chicken shops only use free range chicken, r?
Originally Posted by Sir C Can I be sure that all these chicken shops only use free range chicken, r? I'd be surprised if any of them used any "chicken" at all
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