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Thread: If I went on a date with that Amelia chicken shop lady

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.
    No, not for me. If he'd met someone in a club and snogged her I'd say that was worse than slobbering on a stripper.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.
    What goes on tour stays on tour... and she wasn't his missus..... so he can say he has never cheated on his wife
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.
    Wasn't he concerned about saliva from customers earlier in the evening infesting the boobies? Perhaps he isn't worried about licking strangers' dried saliva. Might explain why he had a temperature. :shrood:

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    No, not for me. If he'd met someone in a club and snogged her I'd say that was worse than slobbering on a stripper.
    Pfffffff!

    So going to a prostitute on a stag do wouldn't be cheating either?

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Pfffffff!

    So going to a prostitute on a stag do wouldn't be cheating either?
    Of course. That's actual sex. A stripper is more like a performance art piece. It's a sort of sexual theatre in a controlled environment where each side knows they're not actually going to have sex.

    Not my cup of tea, but I wouldn't call it cheating.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Wasn't he concerned about saliva from customers earlier in the evening infesting the boobies? Perhaps he isn't worried about licking strangers' dried saliva. Might explain why he had a temperature. :shrood:
    I wouldn't go near these dirty ladies, personally.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I wouldn't go near these dirty ladies, personally.
    I'm generally rather a fan of the stripper. I've had some of the nicest conversations with strippers. In multiple countries, on three continents, as well. wd strippers.

    Thank God I don't have to go through it all at monthly intervals any more. Apart from anything else it took years off my liver

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Of course. That's actual sex. A stripper is more like a performance art piece. It's a sort of sexual theatre in a controlled environment where each side knows they're not actually going to have sex.

    Not my cup of tea, but I wouldn't call it cheating.
    Titty sucking is tangible sexual activity, so I would argue that's cheating. I agree that watching a stripper is not cheating any more than watching porn is.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'm generally rather a fan of the stripper. I've had some of the nicest conversations with strippers. In multiple countries, on three continents, as well. wd strippers.

    Thank God I don't have to go through it all at monthly intervals any more. Apart from anything else it took years off my liver
    So you've told me. I have no real feelings on strippers, tbh. My exposure to them (and theirs to me - ha!) has been fairly minimal.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Titty sucking is tangible sexual activity, so I would argue that's cheating. I agree that watching a stripper is not cheating any more than watching porn is.
    What if he'd licked her legs instead? Would that be sexual activity?

    I just think your definitions are getting a bit arbitrary here.

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