So that ISIS lad got paid £1m from the Government for his time in Guantamo

[Tony C]

Some people have all the luck imo

[Burney]

Some people have all the luck imo

Yeah, but he blew it, t. All over Mosul, apparently.

[Monty92]

Yeah, but he blew it, t. All over Mosul, apparently.

That's what you think. He's currently balls deep in tight Allan paradise puntash.

[Burney]

That's what you think. He's currently balls deep in tight Allan paradise puntash.

Surely the only thing that should surprise us in this case is that we are surprised that a bloke who was captured having chosen to go to Taliban-run Afghanistan should turn out to be a bit of an Islamic extremist with a penchant for violent jihad?

If it walks like a duck, etc...

[Tony C]

so rather than spend his million on Grade A High Class Escorts he's opted for the virgins

well...good luck to him.

would rather have a top class £2k a night escort who knows what they're doing than a virgin.

[Burney]

so rather than spend his million on Grade A High Class Escorts he's opted for the virgins

well...good luck to him.

would rather have a top class £2k a night escort who knows what they're doing than a virgin.

Yeah, but it would read a bit strangely if the Q'uran promised martyrs 96 High-class hookers as a reward, wouldn't it?

[Monty92]

Yeah, but it would read a bit strangely if the Q'uran promised martyrs 96 High-class hookers as a reward, wouldn't it?

Because the promise of virgins is not weird at all?

[Burney]

Because the promise of virgins is not weird at all?

Well not in the context of the whole faith's hangups about women and sex, no.