Well that was time and money well spent by the feminist harridan and her

[Sir C]

I've found this one. How fücking bored does the poor bride look? Then all the lads go mental at the end.

Those people are fúcked in the head

[Burney]

Well, that would lighten the load a touch, but not without diplomatic consequences

Balls to diplomatic consequences. Anyone who's actually bothered is a probably a cünt anyway imo. I'd be delighted to avoid most weddings due to them being painfully tedious affairs.

[redgunamo]

One is certainly not embarrassed by wealth, r, but one is most definitely shy of ostentation.

That's the wrong way to look at it. For instance, you drive a nice car because you *have* a nice car. Simples.

[Monty92]

Balls to diplomatic consequences. Anyone who's actually bothered is a probably a cünt anyway imo. I'd be delighted to avoid most weddings due to them being painfully tedious affairs.

Oh this would be a c*nt fest, whichever way you slice it. Personally I'd never make any effort to see any of them ever again, but the other half feels a little differently (whilst agreeing that most of them are c*nts).

[Burney]

What if someone makes you their best man.
Do you have to return the favour?

Nah. In fact, it's a considerable imposition, if you think about it.

[Pat Vegas]

Balls to diplomatic consequences. Anyone who's actually bothered is a probably a cünt anyway imo. I'd be delighted to avoid most weddings due to them being painfully tedious affairs.

Plus my mates wedding I had been lumbered last minute with tasks

I was in charge of the music. which was essentially an old ipod attached to a big speaker.
with this fella looking at me giving me the signal to 'fade out' **** off.

[Burney]

Oh this would be a c*nt fest, whichever way you slice it. Personally I'd never make any effort to see any of them ever again, but the other half feels a little differently (whilst agreeing that most of them are c*nts).

Well there you go. Why on earth would you want to invite 200 cünts to your special day? The mere fact that you would consider doing so tells me you're looking at the thing all wrong.

[Pat Vegas]

Nah. In fact, it's a considerable imposition, if you think about it.

I didn't really need one. I just had one for formality. I didn't give him any duties.

Though looking back I would have asked for his assistance to sort of shepherd people around a bit.

[SWv2]

Was it a big bash? 100+ you reckon? I think we'd struggle to keep it under 200.

I had about 60 at mine.

Not one aunt, uncle, cousin or relative on my side, just friends and their partners, essentially people I wanted to be there.

[Burney]

Plus my mates wedding I had been lumbered last minute with tasks

I was in charge of the music. which was essentially an old ipod attached to a big speaker.
with this fella looking at me giving me the signal to 'fade out' **** off.

I would never give anyone a task that involves them having to stay remotely sober at the reception. To do so would seem actively unpleasant to me.