My only exposure here in God's country (Surrey) is the West Cornwall Pasty Company chain. Hard, borderline impenetrable pastry with excruciatingly hot filling that tastes of very little.
Awful.
West Cornwall scum. South East Cornwall ftw.
When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tottenham to the core
But now I've reached a gentler age
I hate the fùckers even more.