He's going to Barcelona, isn't he?

[Sir C]

He's finally going to win his champions league

[Luis Anaconda]

He's finally going to win his champions league

Hang on - is it 2007 all over again?

I think he'll struggle to get a game with Eto'o as the main striker and that young lad Messi coming through looks quite useful

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

He's finally going to win his champions league

this board talk in some kind of mystifying double-speak?

[Sir C]

this board talk in some kind of mystifying double-speak?

Arsene. Arsene Wenger. Currently manager at The Arsenal.

[redgunamo]

Hang on - is it 2007 all over again?

I think he'll struggle to get a game with Eto'o as the main striker and that young lad Messi coming through looks quite useful

Right. And the Arsenal will be back in the final too, wanting their revenge. They just need to hang on to that Henry fellow.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Arsene. Arsene Wenger. Currently manager at The Arsenal.

See? Luis thought you meant Alexis. Now you've made the poor chap look like a bumbling drunken half wit who can barely function in the mornings until he's has his first shot of liquor

[SWv2]

Arsene. Arsene Wenger. Currently manager at The Arsenal.

PSG is the often mooted destination, or perhaps retirement. He is not a young man.

These big Spanish clubs have presidents who like to meddle in affairs that perhaps Arsene may not like them meddling in, football for a start.

2 more years with us or retirement I would guess.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

PSG is the often mooted destination, or perhaps retirement. He is not a young man.

These big Spanish clubs have presidents who like to meddle in affairs that perhaps Arsene may not like them meddling in, football for a start.

2 more years with us or retirement I would guess.

He has just said “No matter what happens I will manage next season, whether it’s here or somewhere else.” Could be *******s but you never know. PSG and Barca might be looking for new managers.

[SWv2]

He has just said “No matter what happens I will manage next season, whether it’s here or somewhere else.” Could be *******s but you never know. PSG and Barca might be looking for new managers.

Two more years.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

PSG is the often mooted destination, or perhaps retirement. He is not a young man.

These big Spanish clubs have presidents who like to meddle in affairs that perhaps Arsene may not like them meddling in, football for a start.

2 more years with us or retirement I would guess.

I think the old tosser's far more of a drama queen than you give him credit for. Retirement would be far too sedate a denouement for him. I sense a bit of a flounce coming on with him bellowing at us "Now just wait and see what comes after me you fools!" (delivered in his comedy Cleuso accent of course).