Sausage and mash, onion gravy, peas. You know the drill.

[Sir C]

I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

It will, of course, be presented ironically.

[Burney]

I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

It will, of course, be presented ironically.

You have to stick the sossies in so they're sticking out of the mash. Like in the comics.

The trouble is that sausages are never as nice as you think they're going to be.

[Sir C]

You have to stick the sossies in so they're sticking out of the mash. Like in the comics.

The trouble is that sausages are never as nice as you think they're going to be.

I've got some from Dennis but, you know, they're still just sausages really.

[Burney]

I've got some from Dennis but, you know, they're still just sausages really.

Yes. As I've got older, I've come to realise that there is only so much joy to be squeezed from a sausage. As a child, they were impossibly wonderful things. 'What's for dinner?' 'Sausage, chips and peas!' Huzzah! Now, the prospect of sausage has no such effect. I just think: oh...sausages.

[Sir C]

Yes. As I've got older, I've come to realise that there is only so much joy to be squeezed from a sausage. As a child, they were impossibly wonderful things. 'What's for dinner?' 'Sausage, chips and peas!' Huzzah! Now, the prospect of sausage has no such effect. I just think: oh...sausages.

Hold on, what if I defenestrated the mash and had chips AND AN EGG!

[Burney]

Hold on, what if I defenestrated the mash and had chips AND AN EGG!

Well the egg would make the whole thing different. Double egg and you have a feast. Chips in the yolk?

[SWv2]

Hold on, what if I defenestrated the mash and had chips AND AN EGG!

....... .... bread and butter and maybe a cup of tea, or pint of milk?

[Pat Vegas]

Yes. As I've got older, I've come to realise that there is only so much joy to be squeezed from a sausage. As a child, they were impossibly wonderful things. 'What's for dinner?' 'Sausage, chips and peas!' Huzzah! Now, the prospect of sausage has no such effect. I just think: oh...sausages.

I think they have tampered with sausages and bacon.
The wons you get in the supermarket are pretty tasteless. Bacon pumped full of water and sausages that look grey.

Every now and again you'll see some fancy sausages for sale. They always let me down.

[PSRB]

Yes. As I've got older, I've come to realise that there is only so much joy to be squeezed from a sausage. As a child, they were impossibly wonderful things. 'What's for dinner?' 'Sausage, chips and peas!' Huzzah! Now, the prospect of sausage has no such effect. I just think: oh...sausages.

I'd still take a sausage sandwich (with ketchup) over a bacon sandwich

[Pat Vegas]

I'd still take a sausage sandwich (with ketchup) over a bacon sandwich

they fall out easily.