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Thread: Sausage and mash, onion gravy, peas. You know the drill.

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    Sausage and mash, onion gravy, peas. You know the drill.

    I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

    It will, of course, be presented ironically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

    It will, of course, be presented ironically.
    You have to stick the sossies in so they're sticking out of the mash. Like in the comics.

    The trouble is that sausages are never as nice as you think they're going to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You have to stick the sossies in so they're sticking out of the mash. Like in the comics.

    The trouble is that sausages are never as nice as you think they're going to be.
    I've got some from Dennis but, you know, they're still just sausages really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I've got some from Dennis but, you know, they're still just sausages really.
    Yes. As I've got older, I've come to realise that there is only so much joy to be squeezed from a sausage. As a child, they were impossibly wonderful things. 'What's for dinner?' 'Sausage, chips and peas!' Huzzah! Now, the prospect of sausage has no such effect. I just think: oh...sausages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. As I've got older, I've come to realise that there is only so much joy to be squeezed from a sausage. As a child, they were impossibly wonderful things. 'What's for dinner?' 'Sausage, chips and peas!' Huzzah! Now, the prospect of sausage has no such effect. I just think: oh...sausages.
    Hold on, what if I defenestrated the mash and had chips AND AN EGG!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Hold on, what if I defenestrated the mash and had chips AND AN EGG!
    Well the egg would make the whole thing different. Double egg and you have a feast. Chips in the yolk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

    It will, of course, be presented ironically.
    you can't beat an absolutely council meal once in a while, sc
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Hold on, what if I defenestrated the mash and had chips AND AN EGG!
    ....... .... bread and butter and maybe a cup of tea, or pint of milk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    ....... .... bread and butter and maybe a cup of tea, or pint of milk?
    Tea? Milk? Are you calling me a puff, sw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    you can't beat an absolutely council meal once in a while, sc
    In hindsight, I wish I'd bought Richmond sausages.

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