Sausage and mash, onion gravy, peas. You know the drill.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

You have to stick the sossies in so they're sticking out of the mash. Like in the comics.

The trouble is that sausages are never as nice as you think they're going to be.

I've heard your mum likes a nice sausage.

[redgunamo]

I haven't had a McDonald's Big Breakfast in over twenty years. The egg was rubbery and foul, I seem to recall.

I can't eat properly due to my messed up teeth. I can't bite as my fake tooth is weak and with my new gap it's all quite a challenge

they should do it all day like in the US.
I liked the Big Breakfast but they got rid of it.

[redgunamo]

I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

It will, of course, be presented ironically.

I've been flattered into doing my "legendary, delicious" deep-dish pizza

[Luis Anaconda]

Cut 'em in half first

Also, McDonalds Sausage and Egg McMuffin is the best thing McDonalds do

Indeed. I regret not going for one this morning - fatally decided to wait til lunchtime for a filet meal

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

It will, of course, be presented ironically.

Oxtail Stew