Sir C, some words on Harrison Ford please.

[Luis Anaconda]

No. Where was it?

It was on Netflix
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_G...cy_(TV_series)

I thought it was you who told me about but now I recall it was Dr H. I quite enjoyed it - much better than the Steven Mangan one, though with some quite big caveats, which I wouldn't say unless you have seen it

[Ash]

It was on Netflix
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_G...cy_(TV_series)

I thought it was you who told me about but now I recall it was Dr H. I quite enjoyed it - much better than the Steven Mangan one, though with some quite big caveats, which I wouldn't say unless you have seen it

...

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

I once missed the airfield completely and landed in a farmer's field next door. Now that was embarrassing.

An airfield C! A fvcking AIRFIELD!

I had always pictured you in a magnifient BA crew uniform, attache case in hand, insouciantly strolling across the tarmac to your Jumbo, sleeves covered in gold bands and a splendid hat similarly festooned with badges of your rank of captain. Your gravelly reassuring voice across th eintercom "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Charles Hoogenfistenbumholestraaten welcoming you aboard flight ...yaddy yaddy" and now it seems you were no more than some Auntie Mabel pootling around the english countryside in a Chipmunk.

I am disappointed beyond measure

[Luis Anaconda]

An airfield C! A fvcking AIRFIELD!

I had always pictured you in a magnifient BA crew uniform, attache case in hand, insouciantly strolling across the tarmac to your Jumbo, sleeves covered in gold bands and a splendid hat similarly festooned with badges of your rank of captain. Your gravelly reassuring voice across th eintercom "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Charles Hoogenfistenbumholestraaten welcoming you aboard flight ...yaddy yaddy" and now it seems you were no more than some Auntie Mabel pootling around the english countryside in a Chipmunk.

I am disappointed beyond measure

Linda Barron? Woof

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Linda Barron? Woof

'Tis rumoured the hound was no stranger to the taste of her fanny Luis

[Sir C]

An airfield C! A fvcking AIRFIELD!

I had always pictured you in a magnifient BA crew uniform, attache case in hand, insouciantly strolling across the tarmac to your Jumbo, sleeves covered in gold bands and a splendid hat similarly festooned with badges of your rank of captain. Your gravelly reassuring voice across th eintercom "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Charles Hoogenfistenbumholestraaten welcoming you aboard flight ...yaddy yaddy" and now it seems you were no more than some Auntie Mabel pootling around the english countryside in a Chipmunk.

I am disappointed beyond measure

One likes to vary one's flying, h. Only a fool remains current on one type.

I'd love to take you flying, I really would. I'd have you bleeding from your eyes and arse.

[Burney]

Linda Barron? Woof

Mind you, that was a while ago. I didn't fancy her in Come Outside, although I did enjoy the programme. The one in the crisp factory was particularly good.

[Burney]

One likes to vary one's flying, h. Only a fool remains current on one type.

I'd love to take you flying, I really would. I'd have you bleeding from your eyes and arse.

I believe that's Ryanair's new slogan.

[Luis Anaconda]

Mind you, that was a while ago. I didn't fancy her in Come Outside, although I did enjoy the programme. The one in the crisp factory was particularly good.

You can't be at Nurse Gladys - well...