What do you think of Lunch?

[Pat Vegas]

Err... Tottenham!

Thank you.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

"Oh I never felt more like redacted the redacted
When Arsenal win
And Tottenham lose
Oh Arsenal!
You got me redacted the redacted"

You never hear that one any more, do you?

Indeed not. I think the sly hissing noise at WHL is long overdue a comeback. We'll tell them (the Police) that it's post Trumpist irony.

[Sir C]

Indeed not. I think the sly hissing noise at WHL is long overdue a comeback. We'll tell them (the Police) that it's post Trumpist irony.

When did such songs actually disappear, though? I can't remember them being sung since the vandals destroyed the real North Bank and built that monstrosity with seats. Can it really be 25 years? There must eb a generation of fans who never heard the good old tunes.

"Who's that lying on the runway?
Who's that dying in the snow
It's Matt Busby and his boys
And they're making all the noise
'Cos they couldn't get their aeroplane to go!"

And, of course, the refrain:

"Too many lived
And not enough died
In the Munich air disaster!"

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

When did such songs actually disappear, though? I can't remember them being sung since the vandals destroyed the real North Bank and built that monstrosity with seats. Can it really be 25 years? There must eb a generation of fans who never heard the good old tunes.

"Who's that lying on the runway?
Who's that dying in the snow
It's Matt Busby and his boys
And they're making all the noise
'Cos they couldn't get their aeroplane to go!"

And, of course, the refrain:

"Too many lived
And not enough died
In the Munich air disaster!"

And when I tell the kids about,

"Twelve went up and seven died
Man U now play five-a-side
With a nick nack, paddy-wack
Busby was a cvnt
Shame he weren't sat near the front"

they simply do not believe such visceral loathing could be encapsulated in song

[Sir C]

And when I tell the kids about,

"Twelve went up and seven died
Man U now play five-a-side
With a nick nack, paddy-wack
Busby was a cvnt
Shame he weren't sat near the front"

they simply do not believe such visceral loathing could be encapsulated in song

I was told once about a ditty that included the line, "They found Duncan Edwards but not his fúcking head", but sadly never heard it.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

thank you.

thas awright mate!!!!

[World's End Stella]

Both Doom Bar and Young's Ordinary are superior to Spitfire, which is little better than pïss.

Young's Ordinary is, in fact, a superbly-flavoured golden ale.

Not sure if it is Young's Ordinary or not, but when I've had it I have found it too bland and acidic to enjoy. Doombar is just vile. A bitter that gives bitter a bad name. I'd rather have a pint of a Fosters.

[World's End Stella]

And when I tell the kids about,

"Twelve went up and seven died
Man U now play five-a-side
With a nick nack, paddy-wack
Busby was a cvnt
Shame he weren't sat near the front"

they simply do not believe such visceral loathing could be encapsulated in song

Not heard that one hack shoe a lee, very good.

[Ash]

Both Doom Bar and Young's Ordinary are superior to Spitfire, which is little better than pïss.

Doom Bar is indeed superior to Spitfire but to describe Spitfire as 'piss' is beer snobbery gone mad. Anyway, we did this the other week, and especially when Spitfire is one the more affordable bottles from the shop it is very acceptable to drink at home.