Bloody cheek. One look at you, Charles, and a chap can see that you are hopeless at sport. It oozes out of you.
WES, on the other hand, is a sporting god. Football, basketball, hockey, golf - pretty much any sport you can name I would excel at.
Pick a sport and even if I have never played it in my life, I shall give you a good thrashing at it. The gauntlet has been thrown down, harrumph.