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    I know it's become a bit of a cliche for heterosexual men to make jokes

    about wanting to have sex with other men........but Tom Hardy...........seriously.

    I actually genuinely would.

    He was the guest narrator on Cbeebies Bedtime Stories last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    about wanting to have sex with other men........but Tom Hardy...........seriously.

    I actually genuinely would.

    He was the guest narrator on Cbeebies Bedtime Stories last night
    Imagine kissing a man, though All harsh and stubbly and rough.

    Also: cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    about wanting to have sex with other men........but Tom Hardy...........seriously.

    I actually genuinely would.

    He was the guest narrator on Cbeebies Bedtime Stories last night
    This sort of thing is all very well until you remember what the mechanics of the thing are.

    It's not just going to bed and having a nice cuddle. There's going to be penīses and orifices and fluids spurting everywhere. I think you'd cry off pretty early in the piece.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Imagine kissing a man, though All harsh and stubbly and rough.

    Also: cock.
    Also: hairy bumholes, armpits, chests, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Also: hairy bumholes, armpits, chests, etc.
    Not for me, Clive. NTTAWWI, naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Imagine kissing a man, though All harsh and stubbly and rough.

    Also: cock.
    Yeah, I know. It would probably be quite unpleasant in practice, but there's no doubting the penetrating allure of such a visually pleasing man.

    And cock isn't so bad if you're discerning enough. Just find one that's cut and clean as a whistle- you know, like mine. :hinthint:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    about wanting to have sex with other men........but Tom Hardy...........seriously.

    I actually genuinely would.

    He was the guest narrator on Cbeebies Bedtime Stories last night
    Sexually intrigued, aroused if you will, by a man reading children's bedtime stories.

    Not good M.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Not for me, Clive. NTTAWWI, naturally.
    I mean I wouldn't rule it out in a prison/desert island situation, of course, but generally speaking no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Sexually intrigued, aroused if you will, by a man reading children's bedtime stories.

    Not good M.

    I've been watching him in Taboo. He keeps grunting and shagging his sister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I've been watching him in Taboo. He keeps grunting and shagging his sister.
    A traveller program I assume?

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