about wanting to have sex with other men........but Tom Hardy...........seriously.
I actually genuinely would.
He was the guest narrator on Cbeebies Bedtime Stories last night
Yeah, I know. It would probably be quite unpleasant in practice, but there's no doubting the penetrating allure of such a visually pleasing man.
And cock isn't so bad if you're discerning enough. Just find one that's cut and clean as a whistle- you know, like mine. :hinthint: