Hmmm. Someone's just suggested I've made a racist comment.

[Pat Vegas]

Who's there?

Adolf.......

[Sir C]

Adolf.......

Adolf who?

[Luis Anaconda]

Tooth hurtee, innit. That's how chinamen were alleged to speak, back in the good old* days.

*Racist.

But do it in an French accent and the joke still works doesn't it.

I'm not sure - I ended up drinking for nearly sixteen hours on Saturday/Sunday morning. I didn't actually get out of bed yesterday. Everything is a bit weird today

[Pat Vegas]

Adolf who?

Adolf ball hit me mowth and can't talk prowpperly.

That's offensive to people with speech disorders.
Can't do any jokes these days.

[Sir C]

But do it in an French accent and the joke still works doesn't it.

I'm not sure - I ended up drinking for nearly sixteen hours on Saturday/Sunday morning. I didn't actually get out of bed yesterday. Everything is a bit weird today

You need a couple of beers to straighten you up.

[Sir C]

Adolf ball hit me mowth and can't talk prowpperly.

That's offensive to people with speech disorders.
Can't do any jokes these days.

I'll just weep into my cleft palate for a bit.

[Pat Vegas]

I'll just weep into my cleft palate for a bit.

Everyone is just relieved the joke wasn't about Hitler.
He's definitely not a subject for comedy.

[Luis Anaconda]

You need a couple of beers to straighten you up.

I'll have a word with Mr Withnail

[Sir C]

I'll have a word with Mr Withnail

When's he arriving?

[Luis Anaconda]

When's he arriving?

Here already - the boy's birthday today. Probably pissed already