...Adele, that's who.
Dreary fat tart.
I'll tell you who loves her, and I expect you know this, the French.
When we take our hols in France we have a contest to see who can guess how long it is until we hear the first Adele song on a Frenchie radio station.
Usually it's about 2-3 minutes after you get out of the chunnel in Calais.