Hmmm - I may have to float the garage idea past her, no way will I get one in the kitchen.
Do you know they're called buffalo wings because they were popularized in Buffalo, NY? An absolute sh1thole of a city in the middle of the snow belt in upper NY state. We used to drive down there just to have the wings. The standard sports bar back then in Buffalo had no menu. If you asked for one they laughed and said 'we have wings and we have pizza. Tell us how hot you want the wings and what you want on your pizza'.
Pitchers of lager, buckets of hot wings, plates of pizza and the NFL games on about 25 screens.