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Thread: Thomas Tuchel

  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Yes.

    I had to go to a meeting with Arsenal Security to plead for a Club Level card back after some dickhead from work smoked in the toilets. He was ejected from the ground and card confiscated.

    In the employee's defence, he said he was rather ****ered
    I remember a mate of mine lighting up in the jacks on an Aeroflot flight to Mexico many years back, when he stepped out there was two presumably Russian birds waiting for him, though they were going to kick his *******s in.

    Thing is the flight was all Irish people so there was just a procession of chaps doing this.

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    May I remind you that our current manager is called Arse-ne?
    Makes perfect sense.

    You know Massimo Allegri's name translates to Maximum Merry. Sounds cheerful.

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. I've looked him up and he looks like pedrophile

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    This is planned for those who don't like the concept of change to help ease the transition.

    Are we allowed to admit this yet?

  4. #44
    The cards have the Company name on, they are not assigned to an individual.

    They've not bothered us about different people turning up over the last 10 years so I assume they are cool about it

    Though I'm pretty sure my personal card is 'not transferable'.

    One rule for the posh ****s in the expensive seats and another for the plebs..
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    The cards have the Company name on, they are not assigned to an individual.

    They've not bothered us about different people turning up over the last 10 years so I assume they are cool about it

    Though I'm pretty sure my personal card is 'not transferable'.

    One rule for the posh ****s in the expensive seats and another for the plebs..
    Understandable, tbh. One can't expect poor people to make sensible decisions, can one?

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. I've looked him up and he looks like pedrophile

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    What is a pedrophile? Does he only touch up Chelsea players (usually the other way round) or does he have a thing for a Peppa Pig Character?
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    It's happening.

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    Reus to come with him presumably, and Weigl and sure why not Mor also.
    Not for me Clive - I think Dortmund's strength is their recruitment policy and that is more down to Michael Zorc than the managers - as Liverpool fans may be finding out. Poor man's Klopp imo

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    That's all we need. A bloody German

    I don't like Germans. They bombed our chippy :boardman:
    IAHYK : putssnameinbookforwhenthetimecomes:

  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    This is planned for those who don't like the concept of change to help ease the transition.

    Are we allowed to admit this yet?
    No. We can never admit it while he's still manager. This Tuchy bloke is much more păedoey than Arsene, though. Lank, thinning hair. Weird teeth, feral eyes. Deffo a nonce.

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    IAHYK : putssnameinbookforwhenthetimecomes:
    Yes. Not unfamiliar with a Munich Bierkeller, are you? :hitler:

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