Thomas Tuchel

[Sir C]

Yes.

I had to go to a meeting with Arsenal Security to plead for a Club Level card back after some dickhead from work smoked in the toilets. He was ejected from the ground and card confiscated.

In the employee's defence, he said he was rather ****ered

Did you 'fess up that you'd leant someone your ticket?

[redgunamo]

We could ask for one of those continental managers who smoke on the touchline

[Pat Vegas]

That reminds me of the ashtrays by the lifts in hotels. It was outrageous that you were expected to put your fag out before entering the lift!

Fascist bastárds.

They still have those too. So in my mind I interpret that as It's ok to smoke next to the lift.
Vegas is weird like that modern hotels with very old fashioned things too.

[Pat Vegas]

Yep he'll do sign him up!

[Burney]

I don't like the surname.
it sounds a bit well gropey.

Yes. I've looked him up and he looks like pedrophile

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[Sir C]

"a good run-in could see him sign a two year extension" etc. Same old **** as every other year. Do well to finish in the top 4 after a poor run of form and act like the team is about to kick on. ****ing sick of it.

Chill yourself, b. It's only a game.

[Sir C]

I don't like the surname.
it sounds a bit well gropey.

It sounds like toochus

[redgunamo]

*Nods sagely while actually wondering who the fùck Thomas Tuchel is when he's at his nan's*

That's precisely the reaction people are looking for, if you follow me :nice:

[Burney]

It sounds like toochus

May I remind you that our current manager is called Arsene?

[Sir C]

May I remind you that our current manager is called Arse-ne?

I suppose, when you come to think about it, we're actually called Arse-nal.

There's a recurring theme here