Oh god, I'd forgotten about Arsenal for the past couple of days. Do we have to play a match this weekend or are we going to get special dispensation on the grounds of acute sh*tc*ntery?
I gather the team intends to pass by the Emirates on Saturday lunchtime on its way to the shops. The idea is, I think, to pop in and pick up three points and perhaps a spot of lunch.
Relaxed, you see. The title is still very much on.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."