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Thread: There is a camp fella in the office I want to know his secret.

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    There is a camp fella in the office I want to know his secret.

    He's a big bloke not in shape.
    Though he looks immaculate at all times. slightly tanned, hair always neat, crisply ironed shirt, never a sign of sweat.

    How does he do it? must be a lot of work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    He's a big bloke not in shape.
    Though he looks immaculate at all times. slightly tanned, hair always neat, crisply ironed shirt, never a sign of sweat.

    How does he do it? must be a lot of work.
    It comes naturally to most the lads who bat for the other side, it seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    It comes naturally to most the lads who bat for the other side, it seems.
    Like dancing?
    also where do they get their energy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Like dancing?
    also where do they get their energy?
    Steady on, Pat. I used to be good at that. Did me very well too in the meeting-girls department.

    I expect they get their energy from all the precious, life-giving bodily fluids they drink. Allegedly.

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    Awimb would be surprised to know I can dance my arse off.

    However I have to be a certain level of drunk. If i am not at that level and try to dance it does not work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    He's a big bloke not in shape.
    Though he looks immaculate at all times. slightly tanned, hair always neat, crisply ironed shirt, never a sign of sweat.

    How does he do it? must be a lot of work.
    Does he have a girlfriend, P?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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