the CL. We'll lose badly to Bayern. And we'll go out in the quarters or semi-final of the FA Cup depending on whether we draw a decent team next round.

Alexi and Ozil will go, as will Santi. We'll lose the 3 genuine world class players in the team, though I still think Hector has potential and Kos is pretty decent, but we've seen what's happened when we have Xhaka instead of Santi. Santi's the only one with the ability to make our midfield system work. He never worked out how to use Jack, nor Rambo except for that half a season when he played between Arteta and Ozil.

And even though Ozil going off the boil has coincided with our poor form, we won't find anyone as good as him who would be happy to join us. Before Olly came back, Ozil was starting to get into the more attacking no.10 role, linking up well with Alexis and playing more like a Bergkamp. I wish we'd resigned Cesc when we had the chance.

So we have no midfield and we'll lose our no.10 and striker. And will just have loads of options of people not quite good enough to be in a top team's first XI.

AW will go and then all the WengerOuters will realise that the nextb bloke's even worse.

So anyway, what are the odds on us coming 5th?