It's (sort of) still daylight outside, the birds are singing and it feels like

[Burney]

One rarely engages in sexual activities after partaking of the Bolivian marching powder, my naive young chap.

Furthermore, I was hardly going to nosh the man off a week after his operation, was I? An intense orgasm have blown the other one off, for all love.

Oooh, look at you reckoning you could induce an intense orgasm. Fancy yourself a bit, don't you?

[Sir C]

oooh monty has done you there.

don't have it Sir C/ Berni, tell him outside the school gates (monty can often be found there). perhaps insult his mum.

I'll knock his **** in.

[Pat Vegas]

I'll knock his **** in.

Is it true Monty's mum is Dorian from Birds of a Feather.
Or have I got something mixed up?

[Sir C]

Oooh, look at you reckoning you could induce an intense orgasm. Fancy yourself a bit, don't you?

I've never had any complaints in that department, I can tell you.

[Sir C]

Is it true Monty's mum is Dorian from Birds of a Feather.
Or have I got something mixed up?

Imagine Maureen Lipman with a moustache. And a fair sized cock.

[World's End Stella]

I've never had any complaints in that department, I can tell you.

Bloke who had bad prostate cancer had it removed, his prostate I mean. They might have cut other bits out as well as the doctors told him that without the surgery he had a 90% chance of only living a few years it was so aggressive.

It rendered him impotent and incontinent at quite an early age. So there are always options, Charles.

[Pat Vegas]

Imagine Maureen Lipman with a moustache. And a fair sized cock.

It just makes me picture some sort of Mexican bandit type character.

I probably shouldn't say that as it's not correct to say things about Mexicans

[PSRB]

an early spring day.

We've survived another one, haven't we?

The ****ing Canada Geese are back outside our office, driving us mad with the constant "Honk, honk, honk". Oh how I hate them!

[Pat Vegas]

The ****ing Canada Geese are back outside our office, driving us mad with the constant "Honk, honk, honk". Oh how I hate them!

bloody canadians.

[redgunamo]

It just makes me picture some sort of Mexican bandit type character.

I probably shouldn't say that as it's not correct to say things about Mexicans

Or even bandits nowadays.

NTTAWWI, imo.