Reply With QuoteAlso, it wasn't the 'first' thing I did. The first thing I did was watch us beat Villarreal in the CL semi final whilst off my tits on Pethedin.Originally Posted by Sir C
Good Lord, I have no moral objection to the act of beastliness; it is simply a matter of dignity.
I should never be able to look myself in the face again after such a sordid episode.
Also, it wasn't the 'first' thing I did. The first thing I did was watch us beat Villarreal in the CL semi final whilst off my tits on Pethedin.
Blimey, that means that when you came to my house and sufflated vast quantities of cocaine as we lost to Barcelona in the final, the scars weres till fresh?
I can't help thinking we should have looked after you a little better.
Didn't you notice there was only one ball resting on your chin?
oooh monty has done you there.
don't have it Sir C/ Berni, tell him outside the school gates (monty can often be found there). perhaps insult his mum.
Last edited by Pat Vegas; 02-02-2017 at 05:09 PM.
Charles doesn't have a 'weak stream', does he Burney?
I read an article about a chap that had nasty prostate cancer. He discovered it because while he was in the Gents at a pub taking a piss, the bloke next to him noticed how weak his stream of piss was and mentioned it as possibly being cancer related.
Not the sort of thing you'd want to hear for multiple reasons.
Yup. But it was fine. I was pretty much all healed up by then.
I remember the chap in the bed next to mine on the ward (whom I vaguely knew) had painful cysts all over his *******s and was told they were inoperable and that he'd just have to live with them. I figured I'd rather my problem than his and got on with watching the football.
One rarely engages in sexual activities after partaking of the Bolivian marching powder, my naive young chap.
Furthermore, I was hardly going to nosh the man off a week after his operation, was I? An intense orgasm have blown the other one off, for all love.
Sir C is forever moaning about his prostate on here. I can't speak as to his stream as, while we have on occasion micturated together, I wouldn't dream of paying attention to such a thing.Charles doesn't have a 'weak stream', does he Burney?
I read an article about a chap that had nasty prostate cancer. He discovered it because while he was in the Gents at a pub taking a piss, the bloke next to him noticed how weak his stream of piss was and mentioned it as possibly being cancer related.
Not the sort of thing you'd want to hear for multiple reasons.
I am resigned to it getting me in the end. It's just a question of when.Charles doesn't have a 'weak stream', does he Burney?
I read an article about a chap that had nasty prostate cancer. He discovered it because while he was in the Gents at a pub taking a piss, the bloke next to him noticed how weak his stream of piss was and mentioned it as possibly being cancer related.
Not the sort of thing you'd want to hear for multiple reasons.
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