It's (sort of) still daylight outside, the birds are singing and it feels like

[Sir C]

an early spring day.

We've survived another one, haven't we?

[Monty92]

an early spring day.

We've survived another one, haven't we?

For the past four hours, I've been thinking it was an hour later than it actually is. Consequently, I now have an unexpected free hour before I have to pick up the kids.

I've literally no idea what to do with myself, Jeff. I mean, I do, obviously, but you can't string that out for a whole hour....can you?

[Sir C]

For the past four hours, I've been thinking it was an hour later than it actually is. Consequently, I now have an unexpected free hour before I have to pick up the kids.

I've literally no idea what to do with myself, Jeff. I mean, I do, obviously, but you can't string that out for a whole hour....can you?

I wouldn't know, old chap. I haven't engaged in self-poillution since I lost sexual potency around about 1983

If I were you I'd cook something. Prepare a really garlicky dauphinoise for your glw.

[Monty92]

I wouldn't know, old chap. I haven't engaged in self-poillution since I lost sexual potency around about 1983

If I were you I'd cook something. Prepare a really garlicky dauphinoise for your glw.

I always forget, is it you or Berni who has some weird moral objection to w*nking? I think it must be you, as I recall Berni admitting the first thing he did after his ball was lopped off was bash one out to check everything was still in working order.

[Burney]

I always forget, is it you or Berni who has some weird moral objection to w*nking? I think it must be you, as I recall Berni admitting the first thing he did after his ball was lopped off was bash one out to check everything was still in working order.

Something in the term 'lopped off' just made my prostate pucker.

It's defffo Sir C. It probably explains why he's got an iffy prostate. Failed to clear the pipes often enough, I reckon

[Sir C]

I always forget, is it you or Berni who has some weird moral objection to w*nking? I think it must be you, as I recall Berni admitting the first thing he did after his ball was lopped off was bash one out to check everything was still in working order.

Good Lord, I have no moral objection to the act of beastliness; it is simply a matter of dignity.

I should never be able to look myself in the face again after such a sordid episode.

[Burney]

Good Lord, I have no moral objection to the act of beastliness; it is simply a matter of dignity.

I should never be able to look myself in the face again after such a sordid episode.

Also, it wasn't the 'first' thing I did. The first thing I did was watch us beat Villarreal in the CL semi final whilst off my tits on Pethedin.

[Pat Vegas]

For the past four hours, I've been thinking it was an hour later than it actually is. Consequently, I now have an unexpected free hour before I have to pick up the kids.

I've literally no idea what to do with myself, Jeff. I mean, I do, obviously, but you can't string that out for a whole hour....can you?

Many years ago I thought it was 5:30 but it was 4:30 I got up turned off my computer and said goodbye to everyone.

They looked a bit confused but as I did it with authority they assumed it was correct.
Only half way down the corridor outside I realised my mistake and made a dilemma do I go back and look ridiculous or carry on with my error.

[Burney]

For the past four hours, I've been thinking it was an hour later than it actually is. Consequently, I now have an unexpected free hour before I have to pick up the kids.

I've literally no idea what to do with myself, Jeff. I mean, I do, obviously, but you can't string that out for a whole hour....can you?

You could do it twice?

[Burney]

an early spring day.

We've survived another one, haven't we?

Mate, it's early February. We've got at least another month of shït to wade through yet.