I'm in need of some education

[Pat Vegas]

What fúcking green light?

Maybe it's one he has in his flat window.

[Burney]

Um, ok then.

Ian Lavender.

That's a clue, not the actual hypothetical identity of the poster.

I'm none the wiser. Did I miss an episode or something?

[Ash]

I'm none the wiser. Did I miss an episode or something?

Not what Ian Lavender did. What he represents now. Here. If someone was referred to as an Ian Lavender he would be ....

[Sir C]

Not what Ian Lavender did. What he represents now. Here. If someone was referred to as an Ian Lavender he would be ....

Dead?

RIP.

[Ash]

Dead?

RIP.

But he's not dead, is he?

I can't believe how hard you're all making me work here. You're doing it deliberately.

[Sir C]

But he's not dead, is he?

I can't believe how hard you're all making me work here. You're doing it deliberately.

Right. I can do this. Dad's Army. Don't tell 'em your name, Pike. Stupid Boy. Eastenders. Gay? He's gay. Viva Prat Vegas is a former poster who is out of the closet.

Is it NBMB?

[Rich]

not sure. But he mentioned standing in the North bank.

Therefore he must be an older pister than myself.

It's Sod!

[Ash]

It's Sod!

At last. We all thought Ian Lavender was dead, but he lives. And we all thought Sod was dead.....

[Sir C]

At last. We all thought Ian Lavender was dead, but he lives. And we all thought Sod was dead.....

Hmm. This theory doesn't convince me.

Sod had two preoccupations, and they both sit under the chin of the more pneumatic lady. I see no evidence of such an obsession from v.

[Ash]

Hmm. This theory doesn't convince me.

Sod had two preoccupations, and they both sit under the chin of the more pneumatic lady. I see no evidence of such an obsession from v.

Yeah, but's he's incognito, isn't he? No point Sodd wearing a disguise and going on about giant bazookas all the time.