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Thread: Crispy roast potatoes and browned toast give you cancer, apparently.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Well 5:30pm - 6pm is more likely but I want to go early as my understanding is that most pre-theatre places are unbookable and waiting just isn't my thing. I'd rather eat early and have a few drinks to prepare myself for being stuck in a theatre for several hours.

    Barrafina I believe I have heard of as being very good, possibly from you. Thanks.
    What monstrosity are you being forced to endure? Is it something 'modern' (i.e. written after 1600)? If so, it will be shït.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What monstrosity are you being forced to endure? Is it something 'modern' (i.e. written after 1600)? If so, it will be shït.
    Something involving someone from Homeland who the wife knows that is described as a 'dark comedy'.

    It will be **** and I'll spend two hours shifting around in my seat desperate for a drink.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Something involving someone from Homeland who the wife knows that is described as a 'dark comedy'.

    It will be **** and I'll spend two hours shifting around in my seat desperate for a drink.
    Oh, Jesus! It's not this, is it?

    Albee's The Goat, or Who Is Sylvia?, is a dark comedy about the collapse of familial relationships, via the story of a couple and their teenage son in crisis when the father falls in love with a goat.
    Unless there's live goat-fücking, that promises no laughs at all.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Sheeky's would be my suggestion
    The recent refurbishment was a triumph. They changed... nothing

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, Jesus! It's not this, is it?



    Unless there's live goat-fücking, that promises no laughs at all.
    It's not even Claire Danes but Damian Lewis

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    It's not even Claire Danes but Damian Lewis
    Claire Danes being in love with a goat would still be slightly less creepy than when she was shagging that teenage lad

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Scientists are a bunch of fun sponges, basically. Probably socialists. They see something enjoyable - anything enjoyable - and label it cancerous.

    Pokster-style chip-pissers to a man.

    but to balance, chocolate is now found to help with blood circulation, can help you lose weight and help the brain old farts as they get to old age. Go figure.

    Who in their right mind would want an barely toasted toast or a soggy roasted potato?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, Jesus! It's not this, is it?



    Unless there's live goat-fücking, that promises no laughs at all.
    Yes, I think so, although I didn't even know that much. Oh god.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Yes, I think so, although I didn't even know that much. Oh god.
    Get drunk beforehand. That makes everything funnier.

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