11 years ago since we signed young Theo....

[Pokster]

Makes me feel old

[Sir C]

Makes me feel old

Whetever happened to him? He hasn't been playing recently, has he?

I thought he used to be good.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Whetever happened to him? He hasn't been playing recently, has he?

I thought he used to be good.

I seem to remember we were all rather excited to see that he could run like a greyhound. We then discovered his ability to control a football was probably inferior to that particular beast.

[Luis Anaconda]

Makes me feel old

Coming up to 18 years since we signed Jermaine Pennant, which I noticed last night as he signed for Bury

[Burney]

Coming up to 18 years since we signed Jermaine Pennant, which I noticed last night as he signed for Bury

I wonder if he's learnt to read yet?

[Luis Anaconda]

I wonder if he's learnt to read yet?

That was my first thought. Clearly not if he's signed for Bury. "Just initial here, J, it will be fine"

[Pat Vegas]

Coming up to 18 years since we signed Jermaine Pennant, which I noticed last night as he signed for Bury

For a man who claimed he couldn't read or write.

I want to know how he filled in his hotel registration card that I gave him.

[Luis Anaconda]

For a man who claimed he couldn't read or write.

I want to know how he filled in his hotel registration card that I gave him.

Any idiot can do that, p

[Burney]

For a man who claimed he couldn't read or write.

I want to know how he filled in his hotel registration card that I gave him.

Is it more of this fake news we keep hearing about, f?

[Pat Vegas]

Is it more of this fake news we keep hearing about, f?

Though on the flip side he game me some free tickets
I had a good deal during those days. Another bloke who worked for Arsenal used to stay all the time on the cheap and in return I got plenty of free tickets that's when we were good.

I used to get hassled by the regulars at Highbury asking me how I got the tickets.