Do you suffer from any unusual medical complaints.

[Burney]

My aunt went for an operation to stop snoring.
She said she has now lost her sense of smell.

Do you think this operation was a disguise to go for a face lift as she now has a plastic looking face and all of her facial expressions are the same?

That sounds like Botox more than a facelift, but it could be.

Is she fit?

[Pat Vegas]

That sounds like Botox more than a facelift, but it could be.

Is she fit?

Nah. but she's proper minted.

Unfortunately I have no family that is minted that I will benefit from.
Except one great auntie who's got me on the will but she's going a proper looney and didn't even know who i was at Christmas.
but she knew who my wife was.

[Sir C]

My aunt went for an operation to stop snoring.
She said she has now lost her sense of smell.

Do you think this operation was a disguise to go for a face lift as she now has a plastic looking face and all of her facial expressions are the same?

Almost certainly. Have her chests increased in size as well?

[Pat Vegas]

Almost certainly. Have her chests increased in size as well?

I will check but only for Awimb purposes.

I said face lift but do people actually do that anymore? it sounds very 1990's

[Luis Anaconda]

I don't think there is actually much to see, it's just itchy as buggery and seems to be growing.

It's cancer isn't it

Is it called Theresa?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

I get this pain between my shoulders at random moments during the day. I can't explain it.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Is it called Theresa?

Nah, I'll call it Boris. Boris the festering boil. Got a ring to it, hasn't it?

[SWv2]

I get very tired sometimes.

[Pat Vegas]

I get this pain between my shoulders at random moments during the day. I can't explain it.

When I run or play football (not often) my left shoulder hurts after a while.

[SWv2]

When I run or play football (not often) my left shoulder hurts after a while.

That is serious, perhaps heart related, or maybe organ failure. I recall this vividly when a family member was ill.

Something to do with blood flow which given you are exerting yourself in the form of physical exercise makes sense.

Yes, serious. Check it out. You may be ****ed.


Not “check it out” like a rapper may say, actually check it out.