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    Do you suffer from any unusual medical complaints.

    Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

    My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters


    Who's next?

    Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

    My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters


    Who's next?

    Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.
    My right nostril has been blocked for about 12 years

  3. #3
    collapsed septum?

    Too much beak?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    collapsed septum?

    Too much beak?
    In a word, yes

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    My right nostril has been blocked for about 12 years
    My aunt went for an operation to stop snoring.
    She said she has now lost her sense of smell.

    Do you think this operation was a disguise to go for a face lift as she now has a plastic looking face and all of her facial expressions are the same?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    My aunt went for an operation to stop snoring.
    She said she has now lost her sense of smell.

    Do you think this operation was a disguise to go for a face lift as she now has a plastic looking face and all of her facial expressions are the same?
    That sounds like Botox more than a facelift, but it could be.

    Is she fit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    That sounds like Botox more than a facelift, but it could be.

    Is she fit?
    Nah. but she's proper minted.

    Unfortunately I have no family that is minted that I will benefit from.
    Except one great auntie who's got me on the will but she's going a proper looney and didn't even know who i was at Christmas.
    but she knew who my wife was.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    My aunt went for an operation to stop snoring.
    She said she has now lost her sense of smell.

    Do you think this operation was a disguise to go for a face lift as she now has a plastic looking face and all of her facial expressions are the same?
    Almost certainly. Have her chests increased in size as well?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Almost certainly. Have her chests increased in size as well?
    I will check but only for Awimb purposes.

    I said face lift but do people actually do that anymore? it sounds very 1990's

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

    My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters


    Who's next?

    Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.
    I appear to have a boil on my arse.
    When I was young and full of rage
    I hated Tottenham to the core
    But now I've reached a gentler age
    I hate the fůckers even more.

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