You know when people say the 70s was a very different time?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Just make sure you have a first aid kit in your car.

And a breathalyzer and remove anything in your sat nav revealing the whereabouts of speed traps.

[Sir C]

Have you got skeletons in your cupboard? Did you make a lot of charitable visits to hospitals and schools for wayward girls?

Well, yes, and yes, but that's not important right now.