Hold on, the transfer window has been open for weeks now

[Sir C]

and it's barely been mentioned. What madness is this? No hysterical demands for world class defenders/midfielders/strikers delete as appropriate?

I'm confused and disorientated now.

Remeber that January day we signed Jose Antonio?

[Luis Anaconda]

and it's barely been mentioned. What madness is this? No hysterical demands for world class defenders/midfielders/strikers delete as appropriate?

I'm confused and disorientated now.

Remeber that January day we signed Jose Antonio?

You'll have to be happy with Cohen Bramall this time round, sir c

[Sir C]

You'll have to be happy with Cohen Bramall this time round, sir c

Will he score two against Chelsea this weekend?

Actually he came on as a sub against Man City for his debut, didn't he? In the pouring rain. And his first touch was a drag-back.

[Ash]

You'll have to be happy with Cohen Bramall this time round, sir c

#welbz is like a new signing.

[Burney]

and it's barely been mentioned. What madness is this? No hysterical demands for world class defenders/midfielders/strikers delete as appropriate?

I'm confused and disorientated now.

Remeber that January day we signed Jose Antonio?

Does that funny little scotch fellow still do that programme where he shouts a lot on deadline day? Much talk of windows slamming shut and reports from cold men outside Stoke's ground, etc.

[Sir C]

Does that funny little scotch fellow still do that programme where he shouts a lot on deadline day? Much talk of windows slamming shut and reports from cold men outside Stoke's ground, etc.

I've no idea. I'm afraid. Is he the chap who took a dildo in the ear?

[Sir C]

#welbz is like a new signing.

He's no JAR though, is he?

[Ash]

Does that funny little scotch fellow still do that programme where he shouts a lot on deadline day? Much talk of windows slamming shut and reports from cold men outside Stoke's ground, etc.

He does, but the reporters no longer stand outside grounds getting purple dildos shoved into their ears. Football's so sanitised these days.

[World's End Stella]

Will he score two against Chelsea this weekend?

Actually he came on as a sub against Man City for his debut, didn't he? In the pouring rain. And his first touch was a drag-back.

Wonderful times, Charles.

And Henry played him through and I was certain he was going to score.

Highbury may have imploded had he done so, mind. God I loved that little gypo.

[Luis Anaconda]

Wonderful times, Charles.

And Henry played him through and I was certain he was going to score.

Highbury may have imploded had he done so, mind. God I loved that little gypo.

aaaah - sometimes you come across as quite human. Sometimes